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Three Straight Men in a Gay Bar

from Ready, Aim, Dial! by ParadoxyCall

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lyrics

Out on a Tuesday night, looking for cheers
We headed to town to have a little beer
We saw nothing
Not a living soul

Deserted pubs all along the streets
In this ghost town with no sign of a teat
To devour
At happy hour

'Till far in the distance we saw a gold lion
We could not help but feel some attraction
We sat at the bar where we saw animation
And we raised our glasses to our salvation

And we sympathised
Oh, we sympathised

But then it struck us like a leather whip
We had set foot in the fellowship

Nail polish
Pink Queen teddy
Transgender...
We were just three…

Straight men in a gay bar
Straight men in a gay bar

However hard you try
You can't tell them apart

Straight men in a gay bar
Straight men in a gay bar

However hard you try
No you can't,
No, you just can't
Tell the difference
Between a straight beer and a gay beer

We finished our drinks and ordered some more
Cause we liked the mood and the gay decor
We started playing
Looking for the signs

The bartender engaged conversation
He enquired about our later occupations
He said to us
In a whisper

“Guys, this is no place for beer appreciation
We all meet here for light recreation
I do know some place of your aspiration
Just follow the signs in that straight direction”

And we went along
Walked to the door

But then it struck us like the tower of power
We had set foot in the den of rubber

Mascara
Half naked men
Nipple piercings...
We were just three…

Straight men in a gay bar
Straight men in a gay bar

However hard you try
You can't tell them apart

Straight men in a gay bar
Straight men in a gay bar

However hard you try
No you can't,
No, you just can't
Tell the difference
Between a straight beer and a gay beer

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from Ready, Aim, Dial!, released August 13, 2017
Music: Antoine Pirog & ParadoxyCall
Lyrics: Antoine Pirog

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